Which garbage NFL team wins first?

This is a polymarket on which of the listed NFL teams will be the first to win a game in the 2025 NFL regular season. This market will resolve to the first listed team to record an official win in the 2025 NFL regular season (preseason games do not count). If two or more teams win in the same gameweek, the market will resolve in favor of the team whose game ended earliest by official clock time (Eastern Time). If none of the listed teams win a regular season game, the market will resolve in favor of the team that scored the most total points in the NFL regular season. If a tie still remains, the market will resolve to the team listed first alphabetically by team name (e.g., Browns would resolve to “Yes” over Saints). The primary resolution source will be official information from the NFL (https://www.nfl.com). A consensus of credible reporting may also be used.